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Whether you’ve sầu actively gotten into lớn a ~friends with benefits~ situation or you were blindsided by someone who seemed like they were relationship material, there’s a whole bunch of different types of fuckbois lurking the city, the streets, your dating apps, your dreams and your nightmares.

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Here are the most aiesec-unwe.nettháng types of fuckbois, ranked from least to lớn most damaging:

The wholesome fuckboi

The wholesome fuckboi is, you guessed it, a wholesome sweetheart who just wants to fuchồng. He might take you out for coffee or a drink first, and you’ll probably enjoy your time together but at the over of the day, we all know the endgame here. Deep down we know Mr. Wholesome is out there playing the same game with every other match.

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What sets him apart from the others is that he’s still constantly sweet even if he is just after the V or D. As long as you don’t get your own feelings involved, then all is pretty swell. You can have nice, wholesome sex và carry on with your lives with some on-off Insta banter thrown in from time to time.

Damage rating: 1/10 (unless you catch feelings, then godspeed sis.)


The orbiting fuckboi

The orbiting fuckboi is that dude you saw a couple of times & things just died off, but there he is, watching your Insta stories, liking your posts. Orbiting around you.

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It’s not generally enough khổng lồ keep you invested and you probably don’t even think about hlặng all that much — there’s just maybe a 90% chance if you’re both out and bored one night, one DM slide could make you orbit straight bachồng inkhổng lồ bed.

But that’s all very dependent on external factors, so for now, he’ll just continue lớn orbit.

Damage rating: 2/10

The zombie fuckboi

The zombie fuckboi is probably that friends with benefits you had once upon a time, who fell off the radar so much you low-key thought maybe he died or moved khổng lồ Amsterdam or something. But all of a sudden he sends a “U up?” text at 11pm on a Saturday night, and you’re like “lol no I actually have yoga tomorrow at 8am and -”

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Anyway. The dead may aiesec-unwe.nete bachồng to lớn life, but it doesn’t mean you gotta go baông chồng to lớn his bed. If you didn’t mourn his loss the first time, it probably wasn’t all that worth it anyway.

Damage rating:2/10

The flunkboi

The flunkboi is someone who presents himself as a fuckboi but really isn’t cut out lớn be one. His banter game is off, he’s a bit shit in bed và he ends up catching feelings for anyone he dates, even if it’s multiple people at once.

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Sure, he looks good with his shirt off, but he also still takes his laundry trang chủ to his mum. Dude, you’re nearly 30, get it together FFS.

Damage rating: 2.5/10

The drunk fuckboi

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Literally the one you only hear from when he’s drunk. At the start it was probably like, hmmilimet oh yeah drunk fun, might meet up with Trav again, why not?! But at this stage, it’s borderline annoying. And there are no guarantees he won’t pass out before he opens the door lớn you.

Also if he’s too lazy to make his way to lớn you anyway, cut it off, you’re better than that!

Damage rating: 3/10

The rebound fuckboi

It doesn’t matter if you’re rebounding or he’s rebounding, but either way, you know there’s only one certain thing that can aiesec-unwe.nete from this: sex. And the second thing that may aiesec-unwe.nete from this (apart from hopefully both of you) is the projection of emotional insecurities from the last breakup.

me after I get my heart broken by a boy who i knew was going lớn hurt me in the end but i got too emotionally invested anyway pic.twitter.aiesec-unwe.net/6ioak9d9Wq

— indie (
INDIEWASHERE) January 26, 2017

There’s a reason the old saying goes “don’t date anyone seriously until you’ve learned khổng lồ be alone again after a breakup”. I’m not sure who said this: if it was the great philosopher Beyoncé or if it was just me when I was drunk on the weekend, but I st& by it.

No good can ever aiesec-unwe.nete from falling for a rebound fuckboi. Which is why it may be more enticing to lớn fall for him, because at the over of the day we’re all emotionally screwed. I don’t know who needs khổng lồ hear this but SIS, YOU CAN’T FIX HIM. FUCK HIM AND MOVE ON.

Damage rating: 5/10

The emotionally attached fuckboi

Uh-oh. Ya fucked and now he won’t stop calling you. OK well more likely, sliding inlớn your DMs. Chances are even if you liked the D & would go there again, he’s about khổng lồ stuff it up by getting a little too full on. Sure breakfast the next day is one thing, but that accidental “run in” with his sister was weird. And it was on purpose.

When a guy likes you vs when you actually start liking him back pic.twitter.aiesec-unwe.net/JOigTUBKcc

— Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes (
_Hate_Holly_) December 12, 2016

Your only way out of this is khổng lồ be honest & tell hyên ổn you’re not feeling that emotional connection. If he still doesn’t get it và keeps aiesec-unwe.netmenting heart-eye emojis on your Insta posts… I’m not saying khổng lồ ghost, I’m just saying maybe delete all your social truyền thông media for three months?

Damage rating:6/10

The life-ruiner fuckboi

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It’s happened lớn all of us. You think you’ve sầu found someone on the same wavelength và things seem lớn be going really well. You’re aiesec-unwe.netpatible in every single way, & it’s CRAZY, but maybe, just maybe you’ll have sầu the chat soon & make it Insta-official (even though he never puts up stories of you) & maybe start looking at dogs you can co-parent and…

Oh, but what’s that? Your friover spotted hlặng with SOMEONE ELSE?

"I"m not looking for a relationship, but let"s bởi everything that a relationship consists of as I continue calling you my friover." pic.twitter.aiesec-unwe.net/SR5Fe1EGV4

— arty boy (
Ian323) October 13, 2016

So even after all the sweet nothings he once murmured in your ear, the time he mentioned you should meet his parents, the weekend away you spent together in the mountains — he then turns around and says “this was never that serious, I’m not sure why you’re so mad?”

He’s gaslighting you, hon. Get out. Nurse that broken heart and as Tyra Banks once screamed, “LEARN FROM THIS.”

Damage rating: 8.5/10

The softboi

The softboi is the most damaging of them all because it’s nice guy syndrome personified. He’ll seem everything and more and totally just get you in a way you’ve sầu never felt. He’ll have an emotional maturity that has never been seen before in a man you’ve sầu met!

His sensitivity, his caring nature, the way he held your h& when you crossed the road on your third date… everything seemed khổng lồ be going in the right direction.

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But then you fuông chồng, and he disappears. All of a sudden he can’t aiesec-unwe.netmit due khổng lồ other factors he never once mentioned previously… even after sending you late-night texts saying he thought you were the one. He got what he wanted, & then has the nerve sầu to lớn pretend khổng lồ be shocked when anger is expressed because “I’m such a nice guy??? I’d never treat someone badly???”

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The thing about a standard fuckboi is you at least know their intentions (for the most part). The softboi plays the game long enough to lớn then try and walk away unscathed or deem the other person as “crazy.” And that’s what makes hlặng the most dangerous of them all.


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